Nothing artificial ‘bout this intelligence! Part: 1

 By: Karen Typewriter



Last year I posted a ChatGPT vs. Humanity game and now I want to one up it. Rather than AI vs student I'm going to do AI vs AI. The 2 AI's I will be using are ChatGPT and Facemoji AI. I am proud to present the new series from Karen Typewriter: Nothing artificial ‘bout this intelligence! The prompt for this time was, "Write a song about a bunch of stupid calculators."


 


ChatGPT


(Verse 1)

In a classroom full of numbers, where the scholars meet,

There's a bunch of silly calculators, tapping to the beat,

They're buzzing in confusion, making errors left and right,

But they're charming in their own way, causing quite a sight.


(Chorus)

Oh, the stupid calculators, with their buttons all askew,

They're trying to be clever, but they don't have a clue,

They add when they should multiply, and divide instead of subtract,

Oh, the stupid calculators, what a quirky, funny act.


(Verse 2)

They struggle with equations, can't solve a simple sum,

But they keep on trying, never knowing they're undone,

With screens so dim and numbers lost, they stumble through the day,

Yet there's a certain charm in how they pave their clumsy way.


(Chorus)

Oh, the stupid calculators, with their buttons all askew,

They're trying to be clever, but they don't have a clue,

They add when they should multiply, and divide instead of subtract,

Oh, the stupid calculators, what a quirky, funny act.


(Bridge)

But maybe in their randomness, there's a lesson to be learned,

That even in our blunders, there's a beauty to be earned,

For in the land of mathematics, where precision's often key,

The stupid calculators dance, wild and fancy-free.


(Chorus)

Oh, the stupid calculators, with their buttons all askew,

They're trying to be clever, but they don't have a clue,

They add when they should multiply, and divide instead of subtract,

Oh, the stupid calculators, what a quirky, funny act.


(Outro)

So here's to all the misfits, the calculators so absurd,

In their world of endless numbers, where they're never undisturbed,

They might be quite clueless, but they teach us in their way,

That even in our folly, there's a joy in every day.






Facemoji


Verse 1:

Got a lot of stupid calculators, they don't know what to do

Pressing buttons, making noises, can't even solve 2+2

Tried to add, tried to subtract, but they just can't comprehend

Might as well toss them out the window, they're just not my friend


Chorus:

Stupid calculators, what a waste of time

Can't even do basic math, what a crime

I'll use my brain instead, that's the way to go

Goodbye calculators, it's time to let you go


Verse 2:

Tried to multiply, tried to divide, but they just can't get it right

Might as well use my fingers, it's faster and more bright

They claim to be smart, but they're just a bunch of duds

I'll stick to mental math, it's a lot more fun


Chorus:

Stupid calculators, what a waste of time

Can't even do basic math, what a crime

I'll use my brain instead, that's the way to go

Goodbye calculators, it's time to let you go


Bridge:

I don't need a machine to do my math for me

I'll use my mind, it's the key

Calculators may be convenient, but they're not very bright

Goodbye calculators, you're just not right


Chorus:

Stupid calculators, what a waste of time

Can't even do basic math, what a crime

I'll use my brain instead, that's the way to go

Goodbye calculators, it's time to let you go.


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