By: Karen Typewriter
Last year I posted a ChatGPT vs. Humanity game and now I want to one up it. Rather than AI vs student I'm going to do AI vs AI. The 2 AI's I will be using are ChatGPT and Facemoji AI. I am proud to present the new series from Karen Typewriter: Nothing artificial ‘bout this intelligence! The prompt for this time was, "Write a song about a bunch of stupid calculators."
ChatGPT
(Verse 1)
In a classroom full of numbers, where the scholars meet,
There's a bunch of silly calculators, tapping to the beat,
They're buzzing in confusion, making errors left and right,
But they're charming in their own way, causing quite a sight.
(Chorus)
Oh, the stupid calculators, with their buttons all askew,
They're trying to be clever, but they don't have a clue,
They add when they should multiply, and divide instead of subtract,
Oh, the stupid calculators, what a quirky, funny act.
(Verse 2)
They struggle with equations, can't solve a simple sum,
But they keep on trying, never knowing they're undone,
With screens so dim and numbers lost, they stumble through the day,
Yet there's a certain charm in how they pave their clumsy way.
(Chorus)
Oh, the stupid calculators, with their buttons all askew,
They're trying to be clever, but they don't have a clue,
They add when they should multiply, and divide instead of subtract,
Oh, the stupid calculators, what a quirky, funny act.
(Bridge)
But maybe in their randomness, there's a lesson to be learned,
That even in our blunders, there's a beauty to be earned,
For in the land of mathematics, where precision's often key,
The stupid calculators dance, wild and fancy-free.
(Chorus)
Oh, the stupid calculators, with their buttons all askew,
They're trying to be clever, but they don't have a clue,
They add when they should multiply, and divide instead of subtract,
Oh, the stupid calculators, what a quirky, funny act.
(Outro)
So here's to all the misfits, the calculators so absurd,
In their world of endless numbers, where they're never undisturbed,
They might be quite clueless, but they teach us in their way,
That even in our folly, there's a joy in every day.
Facemoji
Verse 1:
Got a lot of stupid calculators, they don't know what to do
Pressing buttons, making noises, can't even solve 2+2
Tried to add, tried to subtract, but they just can't comprehend
Might as well toss them out the window, they're just not my friend
Chorus:
Stupid calculators, what a waste of time
Can't even do basic math, what a crime
I'll use my brain instead, that's the way to go
Goodbye calculators, it's time to let you go
Verse 2:
Tried to multiply, tried to divide, but they just can't get it right
Might as well use my fingers, it's faster and more bright
They claim to be smart, but they're just a bunch of duds
I'll stick to mental math, it's a lot more fun
Chorus:
Stupid calculators, what a waste of time
Can't even do basic math, what a crime
I'll use my brain instead, that's the way to go
Goodbye calculators, it's time to let you go
Bridge:
I don't need a machine to do my math for me
I'll use my mind, it's the key
Calculators may be convenient, but they're not very bright
Goodbye calculators, you're just not right
Chorus:
Stupid calculators, what a waste of time
Can't even do basic math, what a crime
I'll use my brain instead, that's the way to go
Goodbye calculators, it's time to let you go.
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